[MUSIC]
>> OKAY.
TO WRAP UP THIS WEBCAST--
>> EACH OF US
IS GONNA PAINT A PICTURE
IN ONLY 10 SECONDS.
>> AND THEN YOU,
THE "iCARLY" VIEWERS,
ARE GONNA VOTE ONLINE
FOR WHOSE PAINTING IS BEST.
>> NOW GUESS WHAT
WE'RE GONNA PAINT ON.
>> IT'S OUR WACKY,
LITTLE FRIEND, GIBBY.
[CHEERING]
>> ARE YOU READY THERE, GIBBY?
>> SURE. WHATEVER.
>> TEN SECONDS ON THE CLOCK.
AND GO.
>> TRY NOT TO MOVE.
>> HOLD STILL, GIBBY.
>> FIVE SECONDS.
>> THE BRUSHES TICKLE.
>> TIME.
>> OKAY.
NOW HERE'S MY PAINTING.
>> WHO'S THAT? FREDDIE?
>> NO, IT'S A CLOWN.
>> OOPS. SORRY, CLOWN.
>> AND NOW, LET'S TAKE A LOOK
AT SAM'S PAINTING.
OKAY, I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT THAT IS.
>> IT'S A MEATBALL.
>> YES, SAM HAS PAINTED
HER DREAM.
>> OKAY.
TILL THE NEXT "iCARLY."
>> BYE. CIAO.
>> SEE YOU.
>> AND WE'RE CLEAR.
>> HEY, YOU SHOULD GO
RINSE THE PAINT OFF FIRST.
YOU'RE GONNA RUIN YOUR SHIRT.
>> WHO CARES ABOUT MY SHIRT?
WHO CARES ABOUT ANYTHING?
NOT ME.
>> WHAT'S WRONG?
>> I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT.
>> GOOD.
WHO'S UP FOR CHICKEN WINGS?
I KNOW I AM.
>> GIBBY, SERIOUSLY,
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
>> SHANNON MITCHELL, OKAY?
>> WHAT ABOUT SHANNON?
WHAT'S THE PROB?
>> I WANT HER TO LIKE ME,
BUT EVERY TIME
I TRY TO TALK TO HER,
I GET ALL SHY.
WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO BE
SO CUTE?
I'M GOIN' HOME.
>> GIBBY--
>> I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT.
>> OH, POOR KID.
IT MUST BE AWFUL TO LOVE SOMEONE
WHO DOESN'T LOVE YOU BACK.
SORRY.
>> IN FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO--
[MUSIC]
* I KNOW, YOU SEE *
* SOMEHOW THE WORLD *
* WILL CHANGE FOR ME *
* AND BE SO WONDERFUL *
* LIVE LIFE, BREATHE AIR *
* I KNOW SOMEHOW *
* WE'RE GONNA GET THERE *
* AND FEEL SO WONDERFUL *
* IT'S ALL FOR REAL *
* I'M TELLING YOU *
* JUST HOW I FEEL *
* SO WAKE UP *
* THE MEMBERS OF MY NATION *
* IT'S YOUR TIME TO BE *
* THERE'S NO CHANCE *
* UNLESS YOU TAKE ONE *
* AND THE TIME TO SEE *
* THE BRIGHTER SIDE *
* OF EVERY SITUATION *
* SOME THINGS ARE MEANT TO BE *
* SO GIVE YOUR BEST *
* AND LEAVE THE REST TO ME *
* LEAVE IT ALL TO ME *
* JUST LEAVE IT ALL TO ME *
[MUSIC]
>> OH, THERE HE IS.
HEY, GIBBY.
>> WHAT'S UP?
>> WE CAME UP
WITH A GREAT WAY
TO SET YOU UP WITH SHANNON.
>> HOW?
>> ON THE NEXT "iCARLY,"
WE'RE GONNA PLAY A GAME
CALLED "I WIN A DATE."
>> "I WIN A DATE"?
>> YEAH.
AND YOU'RE GONNA BE
THE SPECIAL MYSTERY DATE.
>> AND WE'RE GONNA GET SHANNON
TO BE ONE OF THE CONTESTANTS.
SO THAT WAY--
WHO'S YOUR FRIEND
AND WHY IS HE STARING AT ME
LIKE A FREAK?
>> OH, THIS IS REUBEN.
>> SORRY.
IT'S LIKE YOU WERE BORN SIDEWAYS
OVER THE MOON
WITH 2 1/2 SCOOPS.
ZIPANG.
>> OKAY, I THINK
I GOTTA PUNCH THIS KID
IN THE MOUTH.
>> WAIT, I THINK
HE MIGHT BE COMPLIMENTING YOU.
>> WAS THAT A COMPLIMENT?
>> HEY, JUST 'CAUSE
I BUMP THE CHUMP
DOESN'T MEAN
I LOST MY BINGO TRAP.
>> THAT IS SO TRUE.
[MUSIC]
>> NO. NO.
STEPHANIE, I REALLY DON'T THINK
WE SHOULD GO OUT AGAIN.
COME ON, I DIDN'T SAY
I HAD A BAD TIME LAST NIGHT.
IT'S JUST--STEPHANIE--
STEP--STEPH--
BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE YOU.
[SCREAMS]
>> SO, I GUESS YOUR BLIND DATE
WENT PRETTY WELL LAST NIGHT.
>> SHE BROUGHT HER PET UNICORN
TO DINNER.
>> THERE'S NO SUCH THING
AS UNICORNS.
>> TRY TELLING HER THAT.
I'M JUST GONNA STAY SINGLE
THE REST OF MY LIFE.
THEY'LL CALL ME
"SINGLE SPENCER,"
THE GUY WITH NO LADY TO HOLD.
>> WHY DON'T YOU TRY
ONE OF THOSE DATING WEBSITES
LIKE WHYNOTDATEME.COM,
YOU KNOW, WHERE LONELY ADULTS
FIND EVEN LONELIER ADULTS?
>> SOUNDS SO TEMPTING.
>> AT LEAST
YOU GET TO SEE A VIDEO
OF THE PERSON
BEFORE YOU GO ON A DATE.
>> YEAH, BUT THOSE WEBSITES
ARE JUST SO--
[PHONE RINGING]
HELLO?
STEPHANIE.
STEPHANIE--
NO, I WILL NOT SPEAK
TO YOUR UNICORN.
BECAUSE HE'S NOT REAL.
THAT WEBSITE AGAIN?
[MUSIC]
>> HEY, SHANNON.
>> HEY.
>> SO, LISTEN, YOU GUYS WANNA BE
ON THE NEXT "iCARLY"?
>> DEFINITELY.
>> OH MY GOD.
>> WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
>> WELL, LET'S JUST SAY
ONE OF YOU IS GONNA WIN A DATE
WITH AN AWESOME GUY.
>> FREDDIE?
>> I SAID "AWESOME GUY,"
NOT "RIDICULOUS GOOB."
>> I THINK FREDDIE IS CUTE
AND SMART.
>> OKAY, WHAT'D YOU EAT
FOR BREAKFAST?
A BIG BOWL OF CRAZY FLAKES?
>> THERE'S MY RASPBERRY
SOCCER BALL.
>> AND SPEAKIN' OF CRAZY FLAKES,
IT'S YOU.
[MUSIC]
>> HELLO THERE.
MY NAME IS SPENCER SHAY.
HELLO.
I'VE NEVER USED AN INTERNET
DATING SERVICE BEFORE,
BUT MY SISTER TOLD ME
ABOUT THIS ONE,
WHYNOTDATEME.COM.
SO, WHY NOT DATE ME?
I ENJOY PEOPLE.
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> MAKING A VIDEO
FOR WHYNOTDATEME.COM.
>> GIVE ME THE REMOTE.
>> WHAT'S WRONG?
>> YOU'RE NOT BEING YOU.
YOU GOTTA BE LOOSER.
>> HOW DO I NOT LOOK--
>> YOUR SHIRT SHOULD BE OUT,
THESE BUTTONS SHOULD BE UNDONE,
AND YOUR HAIR
NEEDS SOME OF THIS.
THERE.
WHAT DID YOU PUT
IN YOUR HAIR?
>> CHICKEN FAT.
>> OH MY GOD.
[MUSIC]
>> GIBBY, READY TO PLAY
"I WIN A DATE"?
>> SHANNON'S REALLY IN THERE?
>> RIGHT THROUGH THAT DOOR.
>> MAN, THIS IS INTENSE.
>> JUST REMEMBER,
ALL YOUR VOICES ARE GONNA BE
ELECTRONICALLY DISGUISED.
>> WHY?
>> TO KEEP YOUR IDENTITIES
A MYSTERY.
>> THEN HOW WILL I KNOW
WHICH ONE IS SHANNON?
>> SHE'LL BE GIRL NUMBER--
>> YOU CAN'T JUST TELL HIM.
WE HAVE TO KEEP THE GAME REAL
AND FAIR.
>> BUT WHAT IF
I DON'T PICK SHANNON?
>> LISTEN, THERE'LL BE
THREE GIRLS OUT THERE:
GIRL NUMBER ONE,
GIRL NUMBER TWO,
AND GIRL NUMBER THREE.
>> BUT HOW WILL I KNOW
WHICH ONE IS SHANNON?
>> IF YOU REALLY WANT
TWO GO ON A DATE WITH SHANNON,
THEN YOU NEED
TWO CHOOSE CAREFULLY.
>> THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE TWO--
>> TWO--
>> --DO.
>> OKAY.
>> HEY, YOU GUYS
BETTER COME IN HERE.
>> BE RIGHT BACK.
WHAT?
>> WHAT'S UP?
>> CELINE AND JULIA
AREN'T COMING.
>> WHAT?
>> WHY AREN'T THEY COMING?
>> THEY GOT TICKETS
TO SEE "GIRLY COW ON ICE."
>> WHY IS IT THAT WHENEVER
THERE'S A POPULAR TV SHOW,
THEY JUST GOTTA GO
PUT IT ON ICE?
>> GUYS, WE HAVE SEVEN MINUTES
TO FIGURE OUT
HOW WE'RE GONNA PLAY
"I WIN A DATE"
WITHOUT GIRL NUMBER ONE
OR GIRL NUMBER THREE.
>> OH, FREDDIE,
YOU'RE SO GOOD AT MATH.
>> WELL, LET'S HOPE HE'S GOOD
AT HOSTING A GAME SHOW.
>> PARDON?
>> AND ONE, TWO,
THREE, FOUR, GO.
[MUSIC]
>> HELLO THERE.
MY NAME'S FREDDIE,
AND HERE TONIGHT
ON THIS SPECIAL WEBCAST
OF "iCARLY,"
WE'RE GONNA PLAY
A NEW GAME CALLED--
[CHEERING]
OKAY.
FIRST, LET'S MEET
OUR MYSTERY DATE.
NOW, KEEP IN MIND,
HIS VOICE HAS BEEN DISGUISED
SO THAT OUR GIRL CONTESTANTS
WON'T RECOGNIZE HIM.
HELLO, MYSTERY DATE.
>> HI.
IT'S GREAT TO BE HERE, FREDDIE.
>> AND NOW,
LET'S MEET OUR THREE GIRLS.
REMEMBER, THEIR VOICES
HAVE ALSO BEEN DISGUISED.
HELLO, GIRL NUMBER ONE.
>> HELLO, FREDDIE.
NICE TO SEE YOU.
WOW, MY VOICE SOUNDS SO WEIRD.
[MAKES NOISE]
THAT'S SO COOL.
NICE TO SEE YOU.
>> AND GIRL NUMBER TWO.
>> HI, FREDDIE.
>> AND, UH, GIRL NUMBER THREE.
>> HEY, FREDWARD.
HOW'S IT HANGIN'?
>> AND THOSE ARE THE THREE GIRLS
COMPETING TO WIN A DATE
WITH OUR MYSTERY MAN.
WHICHEVER GIRL HE PICKS
WILL JOIN HIM
ON A ROMANTIC DINNER FOR TWO
AT THE CHEESECAKE WAREHOUSE.
[CHEERING]
>> AWESOME.
>> NOW, MYSTERY MAN,
YOU ASK THE QUESTIONS,
LISTEN TO THE GIRLS' ANSWERS
CAREFULLY,
AND THEN, WHEN IT'S ALL OVER,
IT WILL BE UP TO YOU
TO CHOOSE YOUR GIRL.
BEGIN.
>> OKAY. GIRL NUMBER ONE.
>> YES?
>> WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE
OF MUSIC?
>> WHAT'S YOUR LEAST FAVORITE?
>> I GUESS RAP.
>> OH, WELL, I LOVE RAP.
YEAH, RAP MUSIC.
I LISTEN TO IT ALL THE TIME.
RAP IS TIGHT, YO.
>> OKAY, GIRL NUMBER TWO.
>> I GUESS MY FAVE MUSIC
WOULD EITHER BE ROCK 'N ROLL
OR POP.
>> HEY, ME TOO.
>> COOL.
>> HOW ABOUT YOU,
GIRL NUMBER THREE?
>> OKAY.
WHERE IS GIRL NUMBER THREE?
>> MMM.
I LOVES ME THE COLD CHILI.
>> OKAY, MYSTERY DATE.
YOU HAVE TIME
FOR ONE FINAL QUESTION.
>> COOL. GIRL NUMBER TWO.
IF ONE DAY WE WERE MARRIED,
HOW WOULD YOU WAKE ME UP
IN THE MORNING?
>> WELL, I'D SAY,
"WAKE UP, SLEEPY HEAD,"
THEN I'LL BRING YOU
A SUPER NICE BREAKFAST IN BED.
>> SWEET.
>> GIRL NUMBER ONE,
HOW WOULD YOU WAKE ME UP?
>> I'D YELL,
"GET UP AND GO GET A JOB,
YOU LAZY SACK,"
AND THEN I'D POUR HOT SOUP
ON YOUR FACE.
[BUZZER]
>> ALL RIGHT, MYSTERY DATE.
THAT'S THE END
OF THE FINAL ROUND.
WHO WILL BE YOUR LUCKY DATE
TO THE CHEESECAKE WAREHOUSE?
IT'S TIME TO CHOOSE.
>> WELL, I GOTTA GO
WITH GIRL NUMBER ONE.
>> YEHEY. CONGRATULATE--WHAT?
WHAT?
[LAUGHTER]
[MUSIC]
WHY'D YOU PICK ME?
>> YOU WERE SUPPOSED
TO PICK SHANNON.
>> I DIDN'T KNOW CARLY
WAS GIRL NUMBER ONE.
IT DOESN'T MATTER, ANYWAY.
SHANNON LIKES FREDDIE.
>> NO, DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT.
I'M IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE ELSE.
>> NOT HAPPENING.
>> I KNOW.
[LAUGHTER]
>> SORRY I RUINED EVERYTHING.
AND DON'T WORRY,
YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO ON A DATE
WITH ME.
>> IT'LL BE FUN.
YOU KNOW, CHEESECAKE AND YOU
AND ME AND OH.
[LAUGHTER]
[MUSIC]
HEY, WANNA GIVE ME A RIDE
TO SCHOOL?
>> SURE, BUT I--
COME CHECK THIS OUT FIRST.
>> WHAT?
>> I MADE A NEW VIDEO
FOR WHYNOTDATEME.COM.
YOU KNOW,
LOOSER LIKE YOU SUGGESTED.
>> COOL. LET'S SEE IT.
>> HEY, THERE.
THE NAME IS SPENCER.
>> WHAT'S WITH THE BASEBALL?
>> IT'S TO MAKE ME LOOK SPORTY.
SHH.
>> IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A FUN,
CREATIVE GUY, WELL, THEN,
YOU JUST TOOK A RIGHT TURN
DOWN THE LUCKY STREET.
WHY DON'T YOU GO AHEAD
AND PUT IT IN PARK.
SEND ME AN EMAIL.
WRITE IT, CLICK IT, SEND IT.
>> YOU JUST TOOK A RIGHT TURN
DOWN LUCKY STREET?
THAT DOESN'T MAKE A GIRL
WANNA EMAIL YOU.
THAT MAKES A GIRL WANNA GO--
>> ALL RIGHT.
I'LL MAKE A NEW VIDEO.
>> GOOD.
NOW, WHAT DID YOU BREAK
WITH YOUR BASEBALL?
>> NOTHIN'.
>> DID YOU KILL OUR GOLD FISH?
>> YES.
[LAUGHTER]
>> OH.
[MUSIC]
>> I THINK HE WANTED TO DIE.
>> THAT FISH
HAD HOPES AND DREAMS.
[MUSIC]
[LAUGHTER]
>> HEY, CARLY.
I MADE RESERVATIONS
AT THE CHEESECAKE WAREHOUSE
FOR TONIGHT AT SEVEN,
UNLESS YOU DECIDED
THAT YOU DON'T WANNA GO.
>> OF COURSE, I WANNA GO.
WE'RE GONNA HAVE A GREAT TIME.
JUST YOU AND ME
ALONE AT THE TABLE
FOR THREE HOURS.
OH.
>> HEY, HOW ABOUT A POP
FOR THE BOOMERANG?
>> HE WANTS TO KNOW
IF YOU WANT A DOUBLE DATE,
YOU AND ME, HIM AND SAM.
>> YES. SAM WOULD LOVE THAT.
IT'S A DATE, A DOUBLE DATE.
YEHEY, SAM WILL BE SO HAPPY.
[LAUGHTER]
>> OKAY. WELL, SEE YOU THERE.
>> TELL SAM I'LL BE READY
TO HANG MY SOCKS
ON THE MONKEY PARADE.
>> ABSOLUTELY.
[LAUGHTER]
>> THESE ARE LOVE NOTES.
>> UH-OH.
FROM SHANNON?
>> UH-HUH.
AND TRY TAKING A TEST
WHILE SHE'S STARING AT YOU
LIKE THIS.
[LAUGHTER]
>> PLEASE NEVER MAKE
THOSE FACES AGAIN.
[LAUGHTER]
>> WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE
TO MAKE SHANNON UNDERSTAND
I DON'T WANNA GO OUT WITH HER?
>> MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO OUT
WITH SHANNON.
>> WHY?
I THOUGHT YOU WERE STILL
TRYING TO GET HER
AND GIBBY TOGETHER.
>> I AM.
I HAVE MY DATE
WITH GIBBY TONIGHT,
AND SAM IS GOING WITH REUBEN.
>> SAM AND REUBEN?
>> LONG STORY.
BUT, YOU SHOULD INVITE SHANNON,
SO WE CAN TRY
TO MAKE HER LIKE GIBBY.
>> IF THAT'LL GET HER
TO LEAVE ME ALONE, FINE.
>> THEN, TONIGHT WE TRIPLE DATE.
>> WHAT TRIPLE DATE?
>> CARLY AND GIBBY,
ME AND SHANNON, YOU AND REUBEN.
>> YOU SET ME UP WITH REUBEN?
>> NO, NO, NO, NOT ME.
>> NO.
>> GET HER OFF OF ME.
GET HER OFF OF ME.
GET HER OFF.
HELP. HELP. HELP. HELP.
>> IT WAS ME.
I SET YOU UP WITH REUBEN.
>> WHY WOULD YOU--
>> BECAUSE HE WANTED
TO GO OUT WITH YOU
AND I DIDN'T WANNA BE ALONE
WITH GIBBY FOR THREE HOURS.
>> WELL, I'M NOT GOING.
>> OH, YES, YOU ARE.
YOU WANNA KNOW WHY?
>> WHY?
>> 'CAUSE WHEN YOU'RE MOTHER
GOT CHICKENPOX, I HELPED YOU
RUBBED CALAMINE LOTION
ALL OVER THAT WOMAN,
AND THOSE POX WHERE EVERYWHERE.
[LAUGHTER]
>> YOU'RE A GOOD FRIEND.
[LAUGHTER]
[MUSIC]
>> NO, YOU DIDN'T.
>> I SWEAR.
>> HEY.
>> HEY, WHAT YOU DOIN'?
>> I JUST MADE A NEW VIDEO
FOR WHYNOTDATEME.COM.
>> MY MOM GOT BANNED
FROM THAT WEBSITE.
[LAUGHTER]
>> SO, LET'S SEE YOUR NEW VIDEO.
>> OKAY.
I TRY TO KEEP IT SIMPLE
AND REAL.
HERE, TAKE A LOOK.
[LAUGHTER]
>> JUST YOU EATING CEREAL?
>> UH-HUH.
>> HOW LONG DOES IT GO ON?
>> LIKE NINE MINUTES.
>> DUDE.
>> I KNOW.
I COULDN'T THINK
OF ANYTHING BETTER.
I GUESS I SHOULD GO
TAKE A SHOWER.
>> WHY?
>> 'CAUSE I ALWAYS GET
MY BEST IDEAS WHEN I'M WET.
[LAUGHTER]
>> OKAY.
WE NEED A PLAN FOR TONIGHT.
WE GOT TO MAKE SURE
SHANNON ENDS UP WITH GIBBY.
>> WELL, SHANNON LIKES FREDDIE
SO LET'S JUST TELL GIBBY
TO ACT LIKE FREDDIE.
>> NO.
GIBBY HAS GOT TO BE HIMSELF.
>> YEAH.
LOOK WHERE THAT'S GOT HIM
IN LIFE.
[LAUGHTER]
>> YOU'RE SO RIGHT.
[LAUGHTER]
[MUSIC]
>> THESE ARE THE BIGGEST SALADS
IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND.
>> I KNOW.
I'M ALREADY FULL
AND I HADN'T EVEN MADE A DENT.
>> I'M OUT OF SALAD.
[LAUGHTER]
>> YOU CAN MAKE A DOG
BARK FASTER THAN A FISH
COULD CLIMB A TREE.
>> TRUE THAT.
>> TRUE WHAT?
>> SO, FREDDIE,
HOW DID YOU GET TO KNOW
SO MUCH ABOUT COMPUTERS?
>> OH, ACTUALLY, I--
[MAKES SOUND]
OH, GIBBY TAUGHT ME.
DIDN'T YOU, GIBBY?
>> UM, YES.
YES, I DID.
>> REALLY?
I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU'RE INTO COMPUTERS.
WHAT KIND DO YOU HAVE?
[LAUGHTER]
>> IT'S WHITE.
>> WELL, THESE SALADS
AREN'T GONNA EAT THEMSELVES.
[LAUGHTER]
[MUSIC]
>> I THINK FREDDIE
IS SUCH A CUTE NAME.
>> GIBBY'S MIDDLE NAME
IS FREDDIE.
>> REALLY?
>> IT SORT OF IS.
>> SHH.
>> IT'S CLOSE TO FREDDIE.
>> WELL, WHAT IS IT?
>> CORNELIUS.
>> OKAY.
WHO COULD EAT
A PIECE OF CHEESECAKE THIS BIG?
>> SHOULDN'T THERE BE A LAW
THAT SAYS, "MY DESSERT
CAN'T WEIGH MORE THAN ME."
>> I KNOW,
MIGHT AS WELL TIE A KNOT
AROUND TWO KANGAROOS.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?
>> NO. NO, REUBEN.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYIN'.
PRETTY MUCH NOBODY EVER KNOWS
WHAT YOU'RE SAYIN'.
KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?
>> ALL RIGHT. LET'S BE COOL.
>> YEAH, SAM.
YOU DON'T NEED BUBBLE WRAP
TO KNOW WHEN IT'S CHOWDER TIME.
>> YES. THAT IS SO TRUE.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS TRUE?
I'M SITTING HERE
EATING CHEESECAKE
WITH AN AUSTRALIAN ESKIMO
WHO'S GOT OINTMENT
ALL OVER HIS BUMBLE BERRY.
[LAUGHTER]
>> OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU JUST SAID THAT TO ME.
>> WHAT DID YOU SAY?
>> I DON'T KNOW,
BUT I'M GLAD I SAID IT.
PASS THE WHIPPED CREAM.
>> SO, HOW GREAT
IS THIS CHEESECAKE?
>> CHEESECAKE IS LIKE
MY FAVORITE DESSERT.
>> GIBBY INVENTED CHEESECAKE.
>> NO, I DIDN'T.
>> WELL, SOMEONE HAD TO.
[LAUGHTER]
>> I'M SO CONFUSED.
>> WELL, DON'T BE.
JUST LOVE GIBBY.
LOVE HIM AND NEVER LET HIM GO.
>> WHAT?
>> LOOK, SHANNON.
I GOT A BIG CRUSH ON YOU,
ALL RIGHT?
BUT I KNOW YOU LIKE FREDDIE,
SO I'VE BEEN TRYING TO ACT
LIKE HIM SO YOU'LL LIKE ME.
>> SHHH.
IT COULD STILL WORK.
[LAUGHTER]
>> I DON'T WANT IT TO WORK.
LOOK, I'M NOT LIKE FREDDIE.
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT TECH STUFF.
I DON'T HAVE
A BOYISH CUTE SMILE.
[LAUGHTER]
I'M ALL GIBBY.
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
>> TELL HER WHAT THAT MEANS,
GIBBY.
[LAUGHTER]
>> IT MEANS I LIKE TO DANCE
WITH MY SHIRT OFF.
[CHEERING]
TURN UP THE MUSIC.
[MUSIC]
[LAUGHTER]
AND THIS IS THE REAL GIBBY.
THIS IS WHAT I--
WHERE IS SHANNON?
>> SHE FLED THE RESTAURANT.
>> OH.
>> DON'T BE SAD, GIBBY.
>> SHANNON IS NOT SO HOT.
>> YEAH.
YOU CAN FIND A WAY BETTER GIRL
THAN HER.
>> SURE. WHERE?
>> WHY DON'T YOU LOOK
RIGHT HERE?
[LAUGHTER]
I LIKE YOUR MOVES.
TURN THE MUSIC BACK UP.
[MUSIC]
[CHEERING]
[LAUGHTER]
>> THIS IS UNREAL.
>> WHAT'S UNREAL?
>> WELL, YOU KNOW
THAT NINE-MINUTE VIDEO OF ME
EATING CEREAL, THE ONE YOU
AND SAM SAID WAS SO LAME?
>> WHICH IT WAS.
>> WELL, I PUT IT UP
ON WHYNOTDATEME.COM
AND GUESS WHO'S ALREADY GOT
NINE RESPONSES?
>> WOW.
SO, YOU GOT NINE DATES
COMIN' UP.
>> WELL, NO.
[LAUGHTER]
SEE, THESE FOUR
ARE FROM WOMEN IN PRISON.
>> OH.
>> AND THESE THREE
ARE FROM WOMEN
WHO RECENTLY GOT OUT OF PRISON.
>> INTERESTING.
>> AND THESE TWO
ARE FROM PSYCHOLOGISTS
WHO FEEL THAT THEY CAN HELP ME.
>> NICE.
OH, WHAT ABOUT THAT ONE?
>> OH, THAT ONE IS NEW.
HEY, SHE'S KIND OF PRETTY.
>> THAT'S A DUDE.
>> OH.
>> HI.
I'M SAMANTHA AND MY TALENT
IS MAKING REALLY COOL
ANIMAL NOISES.
CHECK IT OUT.
[LAUGHTER]
BYE. THANKS FOR LISTENING.
MMM.
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